He was Slim Pickens, the guy from Blazing Saddles. 
The movie was Dr. Strangelove.
You tasked my brain on that one.
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……and one of my personal favorites 
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Courtesy of Pop!
Brandon,
Snowman and I wanted to do something nice for you.
To show our appreciation for all the hard work you do here.
We want to get you a nice gift.
We just need to know what size you take.
Let us know as they will sell out come Black Friday.
Cool wieners.
A preacher put a worm in a glass of water and it swam around, he then put another worm in a glass of whiskey and it died and sunk to the bottom. He asked his congregation, “What does that prove?” After a long silence, a drunk in the back yelled, “If you drink whiskey, you won’t have worms!”
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This was on a flyer in the neighborhood today.
THERE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLE COYOTE SIGHTINGS WITHIN THE COUNTY.
TYPICALLY COYOTES ARE NOCTURNAL,BUT IT IS NOT UNCOMMON TO SEE THEM DURING THE DAY.
MERELY SEEING ONE IS NOT A REASON TO CALL 911.
HOWEVER, THERE ARE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS THAT ARE CAUSE FOR ALARM.
SPECIFICALLY:
COYOTES CARRYING ANY PRODUCT MARKED “ACME”
COYOTES DROPPING ANVILS FROM HOT AIR BALLONS
COYOTES POSTING SIGNS SUCH AS “DETOUR” OR “FREE BIRD SEED”
COYOTES IN POSSESION OF A GIANT MAGNET
COYOTES IN POSSESION OF GIANT CATAPULT
COYOTES DETONATING “TNT”
COYOTES ON ROLLER SKATES WITH ROCKETS ATTACHED.
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I saw this in the check out line at the grocery store this morning.
I reckon you could interpret this two different ways. 
I didn’t get a copy for myself.
Instead I decided to hang out with this cool chick. 
All right, is that your chicken?
I’ve seen chickens, I’ve had chickens, but I’ve never seen a chicken with a beanie on!
