Paula White promises 'supernatural blessings' for $1,000 donation ahead of Passover

Looking for blessings in your pocket?

Look no further…

Give Paula White $1,000, and you’ll receive the blessings.

Paula White emphasizes that the act is not transactional, stating, “You’re not doing this to get something, but you’re doing it in honor to God, realizing what you can receive for your special Passover offering of $1,000 or more as the Holy Spirit leads you.”

“I believe that when you honor God on Passover starting on April 12th at sundown through Good Friday on the 18th and concluding on Easter Sunday, you can receive these seven supernatural blessings for you and your house,” she said.

Wow, I reckon I wouldn’t want to be associated with this gal in any way, shape, or form. Then again, who would?

6 Likes

What does it cost to get the blessing on the real Passover?

6 Likes

All that plastic surgery and lip filler don’t come cheap.

I only send my $1,000.00 seed faith gift to the dude that sends you a pack of tomato seeds as a point of contact.

However, he requires an extra $ 9.95 for shipping and handling.

5 Likes

Well, it’s an open market…

Do I hear $900, $900 for special blessings.

Going…

Going…

8 Likes

I’ll pay $900 if it includes a set of End of The World Lawn Furniture. :innocent:

6 Likes

Have the check made out to Ulysses Benjamin Dover.

U BendOver short version.

5 Likes

I would give her $1000 for eight supernatural blessings, but not seven. Return on investment just isn’t there with seven.

She’s married to Jonathan Cain who is a cofounder of the band Journey. So, Don’t Stop Believin and give Faithfully to the Wheel in the Sky and you will be received with Open Arms.
Those are Journey songs, btw. That’s the best I can do with 1 cup of coffee.

9 Likes

It says she is an adviser to Trump; I wonder if she is the one that convinced him that it would be a good idea to sell “Trump” bibles?

3 Likes

Just spend your seed faith gift “Anyway you want it that’s the way you need it” .

5 Likes

Not sure but Loran Livingston called it blasphemous and since it was made and printed in China, it probably wouldn’t hold up well during the rapture.

6 Likes

Cozar, you are a legend! I laughed out loud in the grocery store when I saw this.

4 Likes

Everyone has literally made me holler!!! :joy::joy:

5 Likes

I agree. These comments are hilarious. However, it’s really sad that there are so many people that believe these lies, that they will actually send money to her for a blessing. I mean 1000 would buy a lot of golden eggs hatched by a chicken with gold teeth no doubt (Cozar - had to add).

5 Likes

so many of this type out there…I actually never saw it until I was about 32 yo (long ago), when I actually turned on the TV

2 Likes