Lady With Strong Faith Vs. Robber

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being
robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent and be baptized and your sins will be forgiven.'”

The robber quickly gave up and the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?”

The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”


Whoever said criminals were dumb.

Yeah that’s a good one!! :joy: