A woman with strong faith

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!”

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted “PRAISE THE LORD. God I need food!! I am having a hard time. Please Lord, send me some groceries!!”

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD.”

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, “Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn’t.”

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, “PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!”

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And then the neighbor called American Fence and Railing Company.

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A young man was invited to attend church Sunday morning with a coworker. The sermon was about the power of faith. how if we have even the a tiny bit of faith, if it be real and sincere we can tell a mountain to move, and it will move from hence to yonder. The man was amazed and drove strait to the mountains after church. He picked out the smallest mountain since he was a beginner and he stared at then closed his eyes and clenched his teeth, he clenched his fists and contorted his face and the veins in his neck were swollen. he concentrated hard. he opened his eyes and saw the mountain had not moved. 'that’s what I figured, he said.